Last Night in Germany (+49)

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  Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face

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  They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!

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  Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays

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  The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?

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  This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.

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  he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit

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  i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.

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  Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.

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  we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!

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  I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka

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  I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!

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  It's a Tuesday.

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  In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?

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  Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?

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  DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE

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  He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?

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