I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
