O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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