Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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