She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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