garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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