I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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