Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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