at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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