i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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