my phone cant type all the emotion im having
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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