When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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