Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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