I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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