so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex