i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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