Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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