Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
