have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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