How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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