Tap Here to view the Mobile Optimized TFLN
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Texts From Last Night
Site design by:
© 2009-2015 Texts From Last Night Inc.