Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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