shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Shame is for Republicans.
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