I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
it's great music for shaving your balls
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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