Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Randomize
