Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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