So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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