I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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