Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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