You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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