I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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