speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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