A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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