this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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