they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Randomize
