Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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