You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd