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  in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"

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• Hahahaha, I literally laughed out lout.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:39am

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• HAHAHA this is the best one I've seen one here in like weeks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:30pm

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• it wasnt much better the first way, either

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:04pm

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• bahahahahahahahahaha this just made my day

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:15pm

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• HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:01pm

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• Who says "I'll fuck you stupid" to begin with? Not smart.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:16pm

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• LMFAO! Still snorting. That's great! A real mood setter, isn't it?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:00am

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• hahaha i just read that at work and i cant help laughing when trying to talk to customers

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:55am

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• Oh jajajaja SO FAKE worst post on here. -toli

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:52am

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• lmaoo how bout instead of sexting let's get high together & then u cud fuck me ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:41pm

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• ahahah. i almost peed myself i laughed so hard. hope that didn't hurt your chances.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:11pm

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• hahahhahahha this made my night/day

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:58am

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• Thank GOD somebody other than me is actually willing to do it... I want to kick his ass superbad!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:03pm

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• I loved this one. I'm like, in hysterics.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:59pm

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• 420 votes for bad night. win

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:29pm

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• after seeing the word 'sexting' i didnt even have to read the rest in order to know this was a bad night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:39pm

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• FINALLY..... 12 pages in on this website & finally a hilarious text! WIN!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:42pm

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• hahaha, ohhh lord, 5:29.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:52pm

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• very funny.....still laughing actually

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:30am

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• San Diego! I miss you ever so much =(

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:22pm

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• Hopefully your boyfriend is a stoner! & came over and fucked you stupid ! 420 should be legal

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:40pm

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• keeping it classy, San Diego

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:08pm

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• BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:08pm

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• actually 8:08, i believe the real name for the city is a whale's vagina

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:49pm

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• lmao... seriously?! agree with 3:04.... dude wtf?! sooo made my day!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:11pm

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• Wow... 3:04 made my day too

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:20pm

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• lmfao 3:04 that response was so much better then the text and text was pretty fucking awesome WIN FASHOO

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:14pm

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• hahahahahha, love it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:40pm

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• hahahahahah funniest text ive read in a while

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:48am

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• ROFLMFAO WOW lol i just friggin fell off my chair laughin at this lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:24pm

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• ahahahaha i actually laughed out loud

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:30pm

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• ROTF! or while drunk, Friend tried to yell at Taxi Driver "I'll fuck you up" came out "I'll fuck you!"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:12pm

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• LMFAO, I just hiccupped and laughed at the same time and out came all of the saltines I ate in the last hour.. Thanks.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:36am

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• i haven't laughed like I just did for a long time, fucking awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:03am

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• That just made my day. Thank you 858.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:05pm

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• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  Submitted by sergantnasty on Apr 23, 11 at 11:32pm

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• ...I LOL'D. Baby fucker FTW

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:14pm

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• You sexy, digusting little baby fucker.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:04pm

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• BAHAHAHAHAHAHA fail. XD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:34pm

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• omg! hahahahahaha... I think I'm crying

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:42pm

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• awesome!!! i'm still laughing!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:45pm

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• agree with 3:04, second one

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:09pm

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• LOL oh, man. Thanks for that :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:05pm

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• No, you meant "I'll fuck your stupid baby". Admit it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:38am

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• fucking whilst high is actually really awesome...next time just try not to speak =p

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:11am

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• i can't breath that is so hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:43pm

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• Woooowwww seriously hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:44am

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• Sexting? Fucking children.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:57pm

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• hahaha, thats just pathetically funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:21pm

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• *lawling* freaking AWESOME!!!

  Submitted by Lithium1212 on Apr 20, 10 at 11:09am

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• The 4217 people that thumbs downed are either parents of a stupid baby, or fucked a stupid baby. Either way they can go fuck themselves bcuz this was high-larious. Nuff said.

  Submitted by htray on Sep 14, 11 at 11:25am

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• thank you person in san diego. you do the rest of us well. and you probably go my school. we have a bunch of rich fucks with nothing better to do than get high. oh, and those douche bag WSR people in la jolla.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:18pm

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• This is an fml

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:21pm

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• LMFAO!!! Oh, hilarity...

  Submitted by Xivenia on Apr 23, 10 at 1:49pm

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