According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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