you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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we f'd six times
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him