I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i think im in europe. pls send help