Last Night in Pennsylvania (412)

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  Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.

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  We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...

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  his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.

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  I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level

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  also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?

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  What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.

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  I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice

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  It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways

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  so just a regular conversation then

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  I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.

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  Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling

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  FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.

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  Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense

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  I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?

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  Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out

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