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Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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