The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage