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my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR

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(412): my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR http://tfl.nu/zpxr

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Dude, you need to talk to your mom

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wtf?

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She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you

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(412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom (724): wtf? (412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you http://tfl.nu/71sh

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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits

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(412): its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits http://tfl.nu/0tzr

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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"

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(412): Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her" http://tfl.nu/6lbz

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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.

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(412): I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden. http://tfl.nu/eagc

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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?

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(412): Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony? http://tfl.nu/xq89

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I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.

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(412): I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong. http://tfl.nu/sjar

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i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes

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(412): i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes http://tfl.nu/hjgx

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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can

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(412): attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can http://tfl.nu/zc74

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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.

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(412): Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober. http://tfl.nu/2dqx

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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported

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(412): I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported http://tfl.nu/r23v

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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"

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(412): okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain" http://tfl.nu/zllc

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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!

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(412): The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!! http://tfl.nu/4cxl

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Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.

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Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.

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(412): Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well. (1-412): Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel. http://tfl.nu/ymay

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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?

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(412): Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned? http://tfl.nu/249l

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