I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.