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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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