i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
soo... how was my night?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.