Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...