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We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I think my vagina is haunted
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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