Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?